Spotted: Ugliest Outfit, Male Edition

In Civil War class today, I had the privilege of seeing one of the most hideous outfits to ever grace this earth. I was just sitting there, filling out an evaluation, and suddenly this pop of color enters my periphery--the colors were something straight out of the Easter Bunny's own collection. This kid had on a white t-shirt, topped with a robin's egg blue vest, and a lavendar baseball-cap. He could have been Theo's (from "The Cosby Show") dorky, white friend who participates in Civil War reenactments, has a bug collection hidden under his bed, and endearingly does NOT know how to dance. There are so many questions going through my mind right now as I think back to it--but first and foremost, where in the hell did he get those clothes?